Up and Cumming - July 2009 onwards

• 25-26th July 2009 —Burnie HHH Waratah Wild West Weekend—if you are reading this and have not paid your deposit of $25, you can still come but may need to make your own accommodation arrangements!!
• 15-16th August 2009 — Devonport HHH Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
• 9th September 2009 — Global Harriettes’ R*n @ various locations
• 3-4th October 2009 — H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
• 17-18th October 2009 — Burnie HHH Burnie Ten weekend, and as decreed by the JM’s, this years theme is….Hawaii–One–Oh!!! A Lu’au , huki, huki, huki, huki, hukilau. Get out your palms, grass skirts and Agent Orange.. Register for the Burnie Ten Footrace
  separately @ www.burnieten.com.au
• 20-21st November 2009 — Launceston H3’s 1850th R*n, Pirates & Wenches from the Bayside Vistas, Bridport.
• 30th January 2010 — Combined High Noon for Full Moon and LoonR hasH @ location TBA
• 2-4th July 2010 — World Interhash, Kuching
• 25-27th February 2011 — Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart

BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha

In conjunction with the Rainforest Interhash 2010 in Kuching, I am organising a pre-lube in Brunei Darrussalam (where I was born) and a post-lube in Sabah including the 2 day climb of Mt Kinabalu (at 4101m the highest mountain in S.E Asia). A preliminary programme has been prepared and it looks like this:

Brunei darrussalam
June 26 - Bandar Seri Begawan h3 (BallPoint’s mother hash) run; run, makan & piss
June 27 - Sightseeing day; Dinner at Serasa Yacht Club
June 28 - Sightseeing day; Sundowners at Empire Hotel Pantai bar; Dinner surprise

Sarawak
June 29 - Coach trip to Kuala Belait; Seria Shell Club luncheon; cross border to Miri H3 run; run, makan & piss
June 30 - Coach trip to Kuching
July 01 - Red sarong run
July 02, 03 &04 - Rainforest Interhash
July 05, 06 - Sightseeing days; Boat trip up river for Iban cultural experience; evening flight to Kota Kinabalu (KK)

Sabah
July 07, 08 - Sight seeing day/Mt Kinabalu climb (2 days)
July 09, 10 - Sandakan (orang utans) & Selingan Island (turtles); evening return to Kota Kinabalu & Shenanigans nightclub
July 11 - On home

I still have friends (believe it or not) in Bandar Seri Begawan (Brunei), Kuching (Sarawak) and Kota Kinabalu (Sabah) who are/will be assisting me in the organisation of accommodation, transportation, and booking of events like the Mt Kinabalu climb.

Interested hashers (transport will be limited to one coach only therefore this will be a 'hashers only' gig) to email cfschaffer@hotmail.com for a rego form.

On! On!
BallPoint

Waratah

A reminder to those attending Waratah Wild West July 25-26, that a deposit of $25 each is required to reserve your accommodation at the Pub, payable to Burnie HHH by July 10^th.

On! On!

Dini (dini@dhash.com)

 

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - call for Tasmanian volunteers

Many hashers in Tasmania have already offered their support in getting ready for and helping to run Aussie Nash Hash 2011.

We now ask hashers in Tassie to complete a simple online form that will let us know who wants to help, what level of assistance they can provide and what special skills they have that may be put to good use (such as opening bottle caps with your belly button).

The details will be passed on to the organising committee and you will be kept up to date with what's happening.

Click here >>> Tasmanian Volunteers form

GoneAgain OAM

Congratulations to Devonport hasher GoneAgain on receiving an Order of Australia Medal for services to community health for raising awareness for cystic fibrosis. Well-earned, GA.

Highland Fling Change to Start Time

Please note that the starting time for the Highland Fling r*n this Saturday is now advertised on the Chardonnay Blog as being 1pm (not 1.30pm as originally advertised in the flyer).

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 general meeting

As soon as Tasmania was announced as host of Aussie Nash Hash 2011, people started to bring forward their thoughts on how to make it a successful event. While all these ideas were welcome, we weren’t really ready to take note.

We are now. The first general meeting of people wishing to assist in the organisation of Aussie Nash Hash 2011 will be held on Tuesday 16th June, starting at 7:00pm at the Italian Club 77 Federal Street, North Hobart.

This meeting will be used to ‘brainstorm’ the various aspects that go to make up a good hash event in order to provide soon-to-be-appointed sub-committees with a brief on their allocated areas. The bar will be open (buy your own) to assist in the process of making unintelligible scribblings on paper. We realise that the holding of this meeting in Hobart on a weeknight precludes many northern folk from attending, however we do encourage participation from all hashers and will make available notes from the meeting to all clubs and interested persons for additional comment.

If you have half a mind (all that’s required to go hashing) to input into this event, please attend. If you have further questions, please contact publicity hound Herr Flick or any of the other more appropriate persons listed below.

On! On!
Lone Arranger
Aussie Nash Hash 2011 GM

Lone Arranger – 0429 346 266 or faulks42@bigpond.com
Herr Flick – 0438 340 564 or herrflick@netspace.com
Dini – 0407 876 567 or dini@dhash.com
Bloody Mary – 0409 421 467 or mary.hey@MyState.com.au
Grizzly – 0418 143 481 or grizzly@dhash.com

Burnie HHH 1000th - return to the stone H... er, age

Before the Hash there was nothing…

It’s the year 1000 B.H. (1978), and things are primitive.

Burnie is an uncivilised place - no Hash on a Sunday, no Burnie Ten weekends, Grizzly is just a smooth-cheeked boy scout leader in a silly hat. The city holds it’s breath, waiting for something a little different…

Enter Boss Harrier, bringing an ancient ritualist sect from the old cuntry….the Hash House Harriers, renowned for their r*nning, drinking, drinking and drinking.

1000 R*ns ago our Hash was born, and in celebration we invite you to join us for a special r*n to a sacred site, and later a night of Neanderthal proportions.

R*n: Saturday June 20th, 1.30pm
From: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Evening: Wear just your best skins and bones
On On, Feasting, Badge & Hat provided, BYO drinks.
Prehistoric value at only $25

Cavemen with big bones welcome
Cavewomen with appetite for big meat very welcome

On! On!

Combined Hobart Clubs run in support of Headway

Next Headway Run Monday 1st June 2009
Venue: Blackmans Bay Hall, Ocean Esplanade, Blackmans Bay
Start Time: 6:00 pm sharp
Hares: Filthy, Hairdresser and Crusha
The Run: A conventional Hash Run
Cost: $20 per head covers food & grog. All money collected paid to Headway Rebuilding Lives. Run fees to be collected by GUT (Hash Cash H4)

Headway Rebuilding Lives is a non-profit charitable organization supporting people with disabilities. They specialise in rebuilding the lives of people with acquired brain injury (ABI) and providing support to their families and friends. It can happen to any of us at any time

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page now up and running (short-cutting, of course). The direct link is www.hhh.asn.au/aussienashhash/ .

Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend VI

Idol Through Waratah’s Wild West Wilderness

25th and 26th July, 2009
Bischoff Hotel, Waratah

Arrival at Hotel around noon for room allocation
Run commences 2.00pm sharp

Idol acts required!
Heaps of prizes for best male, female and duo, also best male and female group, best costumes etc.
You can sing along or mime your act, so get started right now
Last year we had Tina Turner, Cher, The Diva and Mike Jagger

Cost $65.00 per person, which covers:
Run and on-on
Accommodation overnight (shared) at Bischoff Hotel
Three-course home-cooked meal
Cooked breakfast

Only 39 Beds available at the Pub, so book early or miss out

Contact Phay Wray (marianne318@gmail.com) or Dini (dini@dhash.com) to book

Tassy Nash Hash

Hi there Tassy,
Went to the FNQ Nash Hash, had a fantastic time and must congratulate you on winning the bid for the next NashHash. Am Looking forward to seeing the new website when you have it built, but thought I would get in REAL early with my registration! Please send information as soon as you have it listed. Cant wait!!!
OnOn to Tassy in 2011
Regards C-men and Stikimuff

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 registration

Just a quick note to those looking to get in early for Aussie Nash Hash 2011 in Tasmania.

The national website (www.hhh.asn.au) is in the final stages of moving to a new server, so the online version of the registration form will be slightly delayed until all the digital thingamywats are in alignment with Neptune.

It's expected that everything will be sorted by the end of this week, but it is hash so we make no promises. It's got to be right otherwise your forms may end up in Uranus.

Hobart Full Moon H3 - Run 171

I see a Full Moon a-rising.

The Captain of this month's titanic run is Hare Condom, with Miss Chris manning the bilge pumps. To join the Full Moon crew, set course for the park at the end of Natone Street, Lindisfarne. The gang plank gets pulled up at 1:30 PM* - all aboard! (* was advertised last month as 1:00 PM - but tonight it was announced as 1:30 PM - Captain's perrogative)

Bring $10, meat for barbecue and extra drinks if you want to make an afternoon of it.

On! On!

On Sec-retariat

Arrroooooooo ! ! !

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run 171 Saturday 09 May 2008 – Captain Condom and Chris Miss @ Lindisfarne

Run 172 Sunday 07 June 2009 – Spoof, 11:00am @ Miena (post Highland Fling)

Run 173 Tuesday 07 July 2009 – Honkers, 6:30pm @ TBA

Run 174 Sunday 04 August 2009 – Goose, 1:00pm @ South Arm

Run 175 Friday 04 September 2009 – Eve, 6:30pm @ TBA

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UPCUMMING EVENTS

TASSIE HASH EVENTS www.tashash.blogspot.com/

· May 23 - Burnie AGPU

· June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena

· June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th

· Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend

· August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)

· October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend

AUSSIE HASH EVENTS www.hhh.asn.au/ozevents.html

· 11-12 July 2009 - Cutlery H3 (QLD) - 500th Run

· February 2011 - Aussie Nash Hash - Hobart!

INTERNATIONAL EVENTS

· July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes Run (09/09/09)

It's official

Tasmania has secured the rights to host Aussie Nash Hash 2011. Celebrating tonight - work starts on our return.

2009/10 H5 Mismanagement Committee

Grand Master - Steady Eddie
Joint Masters - Brazilian and Sonar
On Sex - The Goose and Captain Condom
Hash Cache - Clearfell and Next Week
Hash Hops - Pole Dancer and Hands On
Trailmaster - Thrillseeker
Hash Lips - Honkers and Just Once
Haberdasher - Grizzly
Hash Horn - Down Under
Religious Adviser - Chris Miss

H5 AGPU - change of venue

After weeks of pfaffing about, the JMs of H5 have announced/let it be known/vaguely hinted that the venue for Monday night's AGPU will be the Polish Club, 20 New Town Rd, New Town.

Cost is $15 per person and buy your own drinks.

The mismanagement committee has certainly lived up to its name.

Hobart Full Moon H3 - Run 170

I see a Full Moon a-rising.

For this month's luna-cy we will be joined by those poor unfortunates at Chardonnay H3. Staunch Full Moon hare Pole Dancer will be setting trail from his house of the rising moon at 2 Cavendish Rd, Moonah (Google map reference). The run starts at 6:30pm sharp.

Bring $10 and your bevvy of choice; food provided. Yes, 6:30pm, I'm pretty sure of it.

Last month's trash is attached for your reading pleasure. This month's trash will be printed and handed out on Thursday, or you can wait for the e-version if you have paper allergies.

On! On!

On Sec-retariat

Arrroooooooo ! ! !

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run 170 Thursday 09 April 2009 – Pole Dancer @ Moonah

Run 171 Saturday 09 May 2008 – Captain Condom and Chris Miss @ Lindisfarne

Run 172 Sunday 07 June 2009 – Spoof, 11:00am @ Miena (post Highland Fling)

Run 173 Tuesday 07 July 2009 – Honkers, 6:30pm @ TBA

Run 174 Sunday 04 August 2009 – Goose, 1:00pm @ South Arm

Run 175 Friday 04 September 2009 – Eve, 6:30pm @ TBA

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UPCUMMING EVENTS

TASSIE HASH EVENTS www.tashash.blogspot.com/

· April 20 - H5 AGPU

· May 23 - Burnie AGPU

· June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena

· June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th

· Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend

· August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)

· October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend

AUSSIE HASH EVENTS www.hhh.asn.au/ozevents.html

· April 27 - Cutlery H3 (QLD) - Nash Hash Prelube

· May 01-03 – 2009 Aussie Nash Hash, Cairns www.aussienashhash2009cairns.asn.au/

· 11-12 July 2009 - Cutlery H3 (QLD) - 500th Run

INTERNATIONAL EVENTS

· July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes Run (09/09/09)

2009/10 H4 Mismanagement Committee

GM - Arn Arn
JMs - Shithouser and Ferret
Hon Sex - Mucas Boy and Paper Boy
Hash Cash - Gut
Hash Lips - Big G and Spider
Trail Master - Half Ton
Hash Horn - Filthy
Web Wanker - Ferret
Hashitorian - Banger Dan
Religious Adviser - Dicky Bird

May Gispert have mercy on their soles

Tassie 2011 bid tee shirts

Heading to Cairns for Aussie Nash Hash 2009?

Show everyone where you come from and where to go in 2011 with a Tassie bid tee.

These tees feature moisture-wicking fabric in white and forest green. Unlike the Interhash 2008 shirts, these tees (as modelled below by Lone Arranger*) are guaranteed to make any harriette popular.

* shirt design an approximation; effect on wearer total fabrication

Cost per shirt is $25 – order and money to Grizzly, Lone Arranger or Dini by April 14.

This year.

Bid to host Aussie Nash Hash 2011

H4's 2009 Bream Creek Show run pics

Hobart Full Moon H3 - Run 169 CHANGED START TIME

Apparently there has been some confusion over the start time for this Saturday's Full Moon Run.

 

Not me.  I'm not the slightest bit confused.

 

If you turn up at the time published last month, you will be too late to even put a sausage on the barbecue.  According to the Trailmaster's main squeeze, the run starts at 2:00PM from 74 Hookey St, Rokeby.

 

At least next month's published run time is right.

 

 

On! On!

On-Secretariat

Hobart Full Moon H3 - Run 169

I see a Full Moon a-rising.

This Friday may be Friday 13th, but it's followed by Saturday 13th-squared as Hobart Full Moon H3 gathers for it's 169th lunar-illuminated ramble at the resort town of Rokeby.

Unlucky hares Pee Wee and Satin are setting trail from 74 Hookey Street, Rokeby, with a 3:30pm start.

Bring $10, barbecue meat and extra drinks if you expect to outlast Eve. Because it's a special run (13 years of 13 full moons) there will even be a special printed patch! Lucky for some!

On! On!

On Sec-retariat

Arrroooooooo ! ! !

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run 169 Saturday 14 March 2009 – Satin and Pee Wee @ Rokeby

Run 170 Thursday 09 April 2009 – Pole Dancer @ Moonah

Run 171 Saturday 09 May 2008 – Honkers @ Cygnet/Huon Valley

Run 172 Sunday 07 June 2008 – Post-Fling

Run 173 Tuesday 07 July – Hare required (see Satin)

Run 174 Sunday 04 August – Goose @ South Arm

Run 175 Friday 04 September – Eve @ TBA

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UPCUMMING EVENTS

TASSIE HASH EVENTS www.tashash.blogspot.com/
· March 21st—Combined Hash Clubs R*n from the Bream Creek Showgrounds, Copping. Bus leaves from the venue at 11 am. A steal at only $5.
· April 4th-5th—Weekend HOFT—Saturday walk into Montezuma Falls at Rosebery, then on to Queenstown for an overnighter – caravan park or motel depending on numbers – Sunday recovery walk to Nelson Falls. Anyone interested contact someone who looks a lot like Flasher but isn't, cos we're never going on another Flasher HOFT. (flasher@dhash.com) Note that daylight saving ends on this weekend.
· April 20 - H5 AGPU @ venue TBA
· June 6-8th, 2009—The Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel
· June 21st, 2009—Burnie Hash House Harriers 1000th R*n—it's bound to be a long night…
· July/August TBA, 2009—Waratah Wild West Weekend
· September 9th, 2009—Global Harriettes R*n @ various locations
· October 17th-18th, 2009—Burnie Hash's Burnie Ten weekend

AUSSIE HASH EVENTS www.hhh.asn.au/ozevents.html
· May 01-03 – 2009 Aussie Nash Hash, Cairns http://www.blogger.com/

INTERNATIONAL EVENTS
· July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

New POSH Hash Committee

Thirty-four drinkers with a dining problem attended the POSH Hash AGPU last Friday night, starting at the Cascades Hotel and finishing at MoJo's.

The new POSH Hash Committee (the smallest committee in Hash-dom?) was announced as:

Grand Master - Nancy Boy
Joint Masters - Smallgoods and Short Circuit