From the Hare himself:
Tonight's H5 night's run from the Sandy Bay Rotunda @ 6:30PM
There is catering for food (Pizza) and drinks so if you are a p1ss head or
prefer a pinot over a rough as guts red please BYO extra hops.
Parking may also be a challenge so pack your bag for a bit of a walk to the
on on.
on on
The Limp One
For a all this Tas Hash go to www.tashash.blogspot.com
If anyone is interested in an email alias like: yourhashname at dhash dot com
Just go to the www.dhash.com website and look for the link or just email newemail (at) dhash (dot) com. It just makes life easier for all of us to email each other as you can now guess each other's emails. The email simply goes to your regular inbox and you need do nothing whatsoever for it to work, just let me know your hashname! Many from Devonport and Burnie already have one.
GoneAgain----
www.dhash.com
| Club | R*n | Date | Time | Location | Hare(s) | Notes |
| H4 | 1960 | Mon, 05 May | 6:00 PM | Wyndham Rd Claremont | Crusher/Milo | Offal's Bakery in Wyndam Court |
| H5 | 1423 | Mon, 05 May | 6:30 PM | Hockey Centre New Town | Growler | Catered Meal |
| Devonport | ?? | Mon, 05 May | 6:30 PM | Oz Rock Inn Ulverstone | Crow | |
| Harem | 484 | Wed, 07 May | 7:00 PM | Dr Syntax Hotel Sandy Bay | Souvenir | |
| Park Beach | ?? | Wed, 07 May | 6:30 PM | 8 Centenary Dr Dodges Ferry | Boner | |
| Chardonnay | 515 | Thu, 08 May | 6:30 PM | Polish Club, Newtown | Herr Flick | |
| Burnie | 943 | Sun, 11 May | 6:00 PM | Highclere | Speed Hump | http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/ |
| Posh | 95 | Fri, 06 Jun | 6:30 PM | TBA | TBA | |
| Full Moon | 159 | Wed, 21 May | 7:00 PM | Hockey Centre New Town | Loose Lips | Joint Harem Run |
Dear Tas Hashers
Keep a breast of Hash in Tasmania - http://www.tashash.blogspot.com/
For your free 'tashash' email forwarding address: email info@tashash.org
with your Hash Name and I will set you up
Send me your events and I will circulate them
WED 30APR 08
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HOBART HASH HAREM
Run# 483 7:00PM 107 Balook St, Lauderdale Gayle & French Letter
http://hobarthash.tripod.com/harem/
THURS 01MAY08
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CHARDONNAY
514th R#n - The Globe Hotel
Click on this address for 'Google' directions - Cnr Anthill & Davey Street
http://maps.google.com.au/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=174+Davey+Street+Hobart&
sll=-42.890162,147.320652&sspn=0.006461,0.013711&ie=UTF8&ll=-42.890209,147.3
20609&spn=0.012923,0.027423&z=15
6:30pm / $15 (Pub r#n) / Buy Ya Own Drinks / Food provided
Hare: Neutron Piss & Discount
Don't forget your torch !
Chardonnay on the Blog - http://www.chardonnayhhh.blogspot.com/
FRI 02MAY08
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P*H*U*C*E*D HASH
(Posh Hash, Unorthodox Connoisseurs of Eating & Drinking)
Stroll Number 94 - Hare: Grass Roots
6.30 pm for 7.00 pm at The Lower House
(old Elbow Room - behind Customs House)
Want to know more?
Grass Roots 0421 444 800 * Just Once 0409 137 704 * Bouquet 0408 101 204
SAT 03MAY08
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BURNIE HHH
R*n 942 - Launceston 30th anniversary weekend
Hare: Ballpoint and Rainbow
On on: Carnacoo Scout Camp, Paper Beach
Hash cash: $65
Bring: Everything you need for a good weekend away
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
MON 05MAY08
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H4
R*n 1960 6:00PM Wyndham Court Bakery (Offals) Wyndham Rd Claremont (Crusher
&
Milo)
http://www.h4.org.au/
H5
R*n 1423 6:30PM Hockey Centre,Bell St Newtown (Growler)
http://hobarthash.tripod.com/h5
'On On' Said The Phantom Hasher
Chardonnay Hash House Harriers
Lake St. Clair Resort
June 6th to 9th
$65 gets you
* Saturday night accommodation
* Highland Fling badge
* three-course meal Saturday night
* nude run
* Sunday breakfast
* Saturday run and piss stop
* Saturday light lunch
* lots of laughs and memories
* chance to win the 3D quiz
* Sunday run and another piss stop
(bloody cheap, really!!)
Extras
* Friday night accommodation - an additional $20 per person
* Sunday night accommodation - - an additional $20 per person
* only 60 beds available - 1st in best dressed
* pay up to Yeti, your friendly Hash Cash
What you need to bring
* bedding
* running shoes
* kilt
* $ for drinks over the bar
* any additional food you may want
* warm clothing
* rain coat (if you bring it, you won't need it!!)
For further enquiries please contact Red Dress ph 0417 510 842 or Trust Me ph 0409 186 549
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that this is an utterly shocking idea which should be rejected out of hand by all right-thinking hashers?? Yes, it has been known that so-called ‘fun r#ns’ are counted as official (but EXTRA) r#ns by hash clubs (and not done by H5 any more I may add) but to make a ‘fun r#n’ the actual Full Moon run for April seems to contradict everything Full Moon stands for!
Would anyone else like to join me for a leisurely stroll on Sunday afternoon? If there is any interest I am prepared to set a run. And no, I am not the Phantom Hasher.
On On
Souvenir
2nd-4th May 2008
Paper Beach
Carnacoo Scout Camp
Cost $65 - covers Saturday run with drink stop, embroidered shirt, 3 course dinner with pre-dinner drinks, breakfast, Sunday time-trial run and grog
Accommodation
Camping - $10 per campsite
Bunks - $12 per person - limited to 42 bunks - first-in, best slept
70s theme dress up, music and entertainment
Registration form to follow
Botox has finished her 6 month placement in Australia and we are preparing a "this is your Aussie life" presentation.
If anyone has any photos of her that would be suitable for viewing by real people and more importantly real public servants who have to adhere to a strict code of conduct alien to the Hash philosophy, could you forward them to dee-o-dee-i@dodo.com.au
thanks in anticipation Herr Flick and Grizzly!!
Dodi
The list that follows shows all those who have ordered Tassie contingent tee shirts for Interhash 2008. If your name does not appear on the list and you were expecting a shirt, send me an e-mail ASAP to reserve one of the limited spares I have arranged to have printed. If the size shown is wrong, send an e-mail and I will try to swap.
Cost per shirt is $22 and are expected to be available 13th March 2008. Payment on collection, please. If you will be departing prior to this date, please arrange for someone to pick yours up.
3D - L
ABBA - 2XL
Arse Cutter - XL
Back Alley - M
Ballpoint - 2XL
Banger - XL
Bloody Mary - L
Blue Heeler - M
Brook - M
Buddha - Lx2
Camelot - 2XL
Can't Stop - M
Cereal Box - L
Chris Miss - M
Crusha - L
Deep Shit - XL
Derb - Mx1, Lx1
Dick Tayshun - M
Dini - Mx2, Lx1, XLx1
Dodi - L
Dog Shit - XL
Don’t Know Him - L
Drawbidge - L
Eve - XLx2
FAB - M
FC - 2XL
Flasher - 2XL
Gap Filler - S
Gentitals - XL
Gloworm - L
Goblet - 2XL
Goose - L
Grizzly - 3XL
Growler - L
Gut Windsor - XLx2
Hairdresser - L (+ 1 ordered through Mad Dog)
Hamburglar - S
Hands On - M
Herr Flick - XL
Honkers - Lx3
Just Once - M
Knickers - M
Lone Arranger - Mx1, XLx1
Mistress - M
Mucus Boy - Lx2
Murray the Rat - L
One Hump - 2XL
Pee Wee - L
Phay Wray - M
Portholes - M
Prickit - M
Psycho Sal - L
Rainbow - Mx2
Ratchet - 2XL
Riddles - XL
Ringo - 2XL
Satin - M
Scrotum - Lx3
Short Circuit - L
Small Goods - L
Souvenir - M
Spoof - L
Sugar Babe - M
Swallow - M
Tiles - XL
Urang - 2XL
Vegie - XL
Wee Bev - M
Yetti - 2XL
H4 per Mad Dog - Mx2, Lx4, XLx8, 2XLx2
Spares - Mx3, Lx10, XLx4, 2XLx3, 3XLx1
On on - Grizzly
Is there any information available on this upcoming event? Or are H5 being
their usual secretive selves? Is anyone else even "invited"? We should be
told.
An inquisitive hasher
Word around the traps is that Hobart Full Moon H3 is trying to hi-jack the Leap Year Hash for 2008. Not only that, they aren't even going to bother to hold it on 29th February!
As a Leap Year Hash veteran, I cannot sit idly by and allow this to happen to the oldest hash club in Australia*!
Instead, I invite all true Leapers to a run from the aptly-named Kangaroo Bay Drive, Bellerive, starting at 6:30pm on Friday 29th February 2008.
There'll be no charge, but that also means that you need to BYO everything.
On! On! at least once every four years!
The phantom hasher!
* the oldest hash club in Australia that runs only every four years (maybe)
BUGGERY* AT BOTHWELL (*golf buggery, that is)
The committee and members at Royal and Ancient St. Gisperts invites visiting professionals to its fifth club championships, to be held at Bothwell on Saturday 19th January 2007.
Challengers are to meet in regulation attire at Queens Park for a noon tee off.
After a quick flog around the course, members and guests will assemble at the 19th hole for some libation and a repast of your own making.
Those who may be staying for the final round on Sunday and travelling more than an hour’s buggy ride from R&A St. Gisperts may choose to withdraw to the clubhouse for an evening meal and engage in general banter, before retiring early to the lodgings of your choice.
Greens fee is by way of 10p, payable to the Hon. Treasurer on arrival.
After a quick flog around the course, members and guests will assemble at the 19th hole for some libation and a repast of your own making.
Above: R&A St. Gisperts Club Captain, Slack MacDate claimer!
Launceston Hash House Harriers will be celebrating its 30th anniversary with a commemorative run on the 28th February 2008. The run will be set by one of the original Gang of Five members, Neil 'Derbs' Derbyshire at its original location in Legana (Launceston). More details closer to the date.
Those interested should contact GM 'Gloworm' at longnet@clearmail.com.au or 'Ballpoint' at cfschaffer@hotmail.com.
Monday 5th November 2007 VENUE: Royal Yacht Club of Tasmania
Marieville Esplanade, Sandy Bay
An A to B trail - a Walkers and a Runners trail will be set
START TIME: Bus Departs 6.30 pm
HARES: Dumb & Dumber.
COST: $20.00 per head food & grog.
All money collected will be paid to Camp Quality.
Run fees will be collected by Porno Pat. (Hash Cash H4)
MELBOURNE CUP: Poonce will be present on the night to collect donations.
Going to the Flicks
Burnie H3 is rolling out the red carpet for hashers from around the state attending the premiere screening of this season’s action-comedy-p*rno blockbuster – the Burnie 10 Weekend!
On Saturday 20th October, celebrity guests will assemble from 1:00pm at the 20th Century Fux studios – located at 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie – for a promotional tour of rural Burnie at 3:00pm, followed by a press junket in the media tent.
That evening the stars will adjourn to the luxurious Caesar’s Palace (hey, we had to work the columns in somewhere), where they will dine on a gourmet three-course meal (popcorn, Jaffas and Choc Tops) and luxuriate in the Fay Wray Memorial Day Spa.
Celebrities are invited to come along dressed in character, even if it’s fourth extra from the left in the last crowd scene of Rocky XXIV.
On Sunday 21st October we will be holding auditions for the lead in the new film “Mad Dogs and Hashermen”, with a 11:15am curtain call from Wilson Street, Burnie. Afterwards, head up to the venue for a warm down in the pool.
For those travelling to Burnie for this weekend and wishing to do things on the cheap, there is a paddock available for those who don't mind a spot of camping.
Cost:
Saturday Run - run, food, hash bucket and badge ... $15
T-shirt – long-sleeve, printed front and back ... $15
Carbo Feast - three course meal and some drinks ... $25
Post-Burnie 10* - food, hash bucket, swim ... $12
* you will need to register separately for the Burnie 10 – see http://www.burnieten.com.au/ for info
OR
THE LOT ... $60
Cheques made payable to: Burnie Hash House Harriers C/- 4 Greenacre Street, Burnie 7320
RSVP by Friday 1st October 2007
Australia’s 1st and oldest Hash Club (current combined r#n rate in excess of 25,000) invites you & your Hash club to celebrate 40 years of Hashing in Tasmania.
The inaugural H4 Hash r#n was held at Ridgeway on 2nd October 1967 and in memory of that fateful day all Tasmanian Hashers and friends are invited to join H4 on Tuesday 2nd October 2007 at the Ridgeway cross roads (H4 sacred site).
H4 will be digging up the original Hares of 1967, Fred ‘Gods Father’ Whittaker & Graham ‘Barrell’ Farrell to celebrate all that is Hash in Tasmania with a re-r#n of the original Hash trail followed by copious amounts of Cascade and their re-cremation on the BBQ.
Note: An unfortunate fact of Hashing in Tasmania is:
You can choose who you Hash with, but unfortunately for most of Tasmanian Hash clubs, H4 is the father of your club – buggery in some cases. Don’t be ashamed of your ancestry, cum along and claim some of your inheritance – although they have pissed most of it up against the wall.
The r#n starts at 6:00pm sharp
Stay tuned – more info to cum
Saturday 29th September 2007 - noon start
14 Ewing Street, Kingston
BYO barbecue meat and drinks; salad and bread provided
Bring $2 for the quiz
The Spirit of Maverick
Your choice of Walk, Run, Bicycle or Motor Cycle
Duration - around 2 hours
WHEN: 15–16 September 2007
WHERE: OZ Rock Inn – Ulverstone
COST: $50 per participant
WHAT U GET: Refreshment before run, Walk/Run/Bicycle/Motor Cycle (as above), Refreshment during event, Refreshment after event.2 course dinner and trophy presentation at 6.30pm (Refreshment at your cost), Entertainment.T Shirt, recovery walk on Sunday Morning.
REPLY TO: Tracka (with T Shirt size)
Email: tonym@parallelsolutions.com.au
Phone : 0419 442 220
ACCOMMODATION: (at your cost)
Ulverstone Caravan Park (next door) 64252624
Beachway Motel (nearby) 64252342
Wednesday 12th September 2007
Venue: Tasmanian Inn, 172 Campbell Street, Hobart
Theme: FFFFFFF four-fifty!
Cost: Four fives ($20) gets you fun, frivolity and food (and maybe a run)
More facts to follow
