CHRISTMAS DAY HASH 2009

Yes, it is happening, Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without it!.

Same place, same time……   just different Hares!!

 

TIME:             8.00am

 

PLACE:            Hut 2, Waterworks Reserve

 

DATE:             It’s a Friday, need I say more?

 

COST;             $10

 

HARES:            Souvenir, Coupla Weeks and Dobber

 

On On to the Waterworks!!

 

 

 

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LH3 Pirates and Wenches Weekend SOS!

A last minute hitch in the planning for Launceston’s big Pirates and Wenches Weekend at Bridport this weekend.  Hash Pash failed to read the fine print on the accommodation stating that linen (sleeping bag or sheets and blankets, pillows and towels) are not supplied, so anyone attending will need to BYO!

Camp Quality Run pics

Hobart Full Moon H3 new mismanagers

At a glittering awards night, waning JMs Argue and Growler announced the new Mismanagement Committee for Hobart Full Moon H3.

Grand Master Pee Wee

Joint Masters Wee Bev and Grizzly

On Sec Captain Condom

Hash Cash Eve

Hash Hops C*nt Stop

Hash Lips Pullit and Honkers

Trailmaster Hands On BHB

Haberdasher Back Alley

Hash Flash Dodi

Hash Horn Smallgoods

Spamalot

Over the past two days this site was hit with about 80 large spam e-mails, so the e-mail address to post your genuine Canadian enlargement drug messages has changed to burniehhh at hashtas (was tashash).

Global Harriettes Run 09 September 2009 and Harem 555

Since 2003, Harriettes have claimed one day as their own by staging special hash events in all corners of the globe when the day, month and year all bear the same number.

This year, Harriettes (joined by some of the ugliest and hairiest women imaginable) will gather in three Tasmanian centres.

In the NW of the state, Burnie H3 will host a frock up from Oakleigh Park in Burnie. Cost is $15, which covers enough chocolate and champers to get you through menopause.

In Launceston there's a progressive dinner hash, starting at BallPoint's house and finishing in Puss In Boots' bed. Well, that's where she's finishing.

In Hobart, Tasmania's only all-girl hash club, Hobart Hash Harem, is celebrating its 555^th run from the Marquis of Hastings pub, starting at 7:00pm. The theme is 999 tu tu 555 and cost is $20.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
September 9 – Hobart Harem 555 @ Maquis of Hastings
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hawaii One-0 - 2009 Burnie 10 weekend

October 17th, 2009
448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.
From midday, r*n leaves 2pm

Just $70... includes

• Saturday R*n and On On,
• Luau evening feast,
• Haberdash,
• Badge,
• Sunday breakfast (maybe),
• post Burnie Ten On On.

Dress in your brightest... grass skirts, boardies, coconuts, bikinis, hibiscus and bring pineapples to sit on. BYO extra drinks for a big night/morning.

Accommodation...
BYO tent, camper, caravan etc. Plenty of space available.

Register online here

Note that you need to register for the Burnie Ten footrace separately @ www.burnieten.com.au

Hobart Full Moon Run 175 pics

Launceston H3 1850th run - Pirates and Wenches

21 and 22 November 2009 - 2pm run start
Bayside Vistas, Bridport
Cost $100 per person if paid by 26 October - $125 after
Covers all drinks, shirt, entertainment and accommodation

Rego form doing the rounds

Contact:
Hash Pash 0417 393 750, hotbike@bigpond.com, or
Bendover 0418 355 239

H5 Oktoberfest and 1500th Run

Bronte Park
2nd to 4th October 2009
Only $70 per person - includes accommodation, meal and grog
Camping and van sites available

For more details, contact Sonar on 6261 1317 or 0415 164 748

Final message from the Wild West

The final list of attendees for Wild West Weekend VI is as follows:

A Bit of This, A Doodle Doo, Argue, Arsecutter, Banger, Bastard, Boomboom, Buddha, Camelot, Cheese, Dini, Disease, DT, Dyke, Flasher, Giggles, GoneAgain, Goosenuts, Grass Roots, Grizzly, Growler, Helenback, Just Once, Kennel Keeper, Knickers, Lone Arranger, Mad Dog, One Hump, Phay Ray, Pioneer, Portholes, Puss in Boots, Ratchet, Ringo, Smegma, Speed Hump, Spoof, Swallow, Tight Spot, Tiles, Tinsel, Trakka, Urang

If you can’t see your name on the list, you’ve not got a bed!

All hashers are to register at the hotel between noon and 12:30 for bed allocation, prior to the r*n.

If you have a karaoke act prepared, you will need to bring a CD of your own music rather than rely on Lew’s library of obscure songs from the 60s, 70s and 80s.

Sherriff Phay Ray

Up and Cumming - July 2009 onwards

• 25-26th July 2009 —Burnie HHH Waratah Wild West Weekend—if you are reading this and have not paid your deposit of $25, you can still come but may need to make your own accommodation arrangements!!
• 15-16th August 2009 — Devonport HHH Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
• 9th September 2009 — Global Harriettes’ R*n @ various locations
• 3-4th October 2009 — H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
• 17-18th October 2009 — Burnie HHH Burnie Ten weekend, and as decreed by the JM’s, this years theme is….Hawaii–One–Oh!!! A Lu’au , huki, huki, huki, huki, hukilau. Get out your palms, grass skirts and Agent Orange.. Register for the Burnie Ten Footrace
  separately @ http://www.burnieten.com.au/
• 2 November 2009 — Combined Clubs Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
• 21-22nd November 2009 — Launceston H3’s 1850th R*n, Pirates & Wenches from the Bayside Vistas, Bridport.
• 30th January 2010 — Combined High Noon for Full Moon and LoonR hasH @ location TBA
• 2-4th July 2010 — World Interhash, Kuching
• 25-27th February 2011 — Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart

BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha

In conjunction with the Rainforest Interhash 2010 in Kuching, I am organising a pre-lube in Brunei Darrussalam (where I was born) and a post-lube in Sabah including the 2 day climb of Mt Kinabalu (at 4101m the highest mountain in S.E Asia). A preliminary programme has been prepared and it looks like this:

Brunei darrussalam
June 26 - Bandar Seri Begawan h3 (BallPoint’s mother hash) run; run, makan & piss
June 27 - Sightseeing day; Dinner at Serasa Yacht Club
June 28 - Sightseeing day; Sundowners at Empire Hotel Pantai bar; Dinner surprise

Sarawak
June 29 - Coach trip to Kuala Belait; Seria Shell Club luncheon; cross border to Miri H3 run; run, makan & piss
June 30 - Coach trip to Kuching
July 01 - Red sarong run
July 02, 03 &04 - Rainforest Interhash
July 05, 06 - Sightseeing days; Boat trip up river for Iban cultural experience; evening flight to Kota Kinabalu (KK)

Sabah
July 07, 08 - Sight seeing day/Mt Kinabalu climb (2 days)
July 09, 10 - Sandakan (orang utans) & Selingan Island (turtles); evening return to Kota Kinabalu & Shenanigans nightclub
July 11 - On home

I still have friends (believe it or not) in Bandar Seri Begawan (Brunei), Kuching (Sarawak) and Kota Kinabalu (Sabah) who are/will be assisting me in the organisation of accommodation, transportation, and booking of events like the Mt Kinabalu climb.

Interested hashers (transport will be limited to one coach only therefore this will be a 'hashers only' gig) to email cfschaffer@hotmail.com for a rego form.

On! On!
BallPoint

Waratah

A reminder to those attending Waratah Wild West July 25-26, that a deposit of $25 each is required to reserve your accommodation at the Pub, payable to Burnie HHH by July 10^th.

On! On!

Dini (dini@dhash.com)

 

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - call for Tasmanian volunteers

Many hashers in Tasmania have already offered their support in getting ready for and helping to run Aussie Nash Hash 2011.

We now ask hashers in Tassie to complete a simple online form that will let us know who wants to help, what level of assistance they can provide and what special skills they have that may be put to good use (such as opening bottle caps with your belly button).

The details will be passed on to the organising committee and you will be kept up to date with what's happening.

Click here >>> Tasmanian Volunteers form

GoneAgain OAM

Congratulations to Devonport hasher GoneAgain on receiving an Order of Australia Medal for services to community health for raising awareness for cystic fibrosis. Well-earned, GA.

Highland Fling Change to Start Time

Please note that the starting time for the Highland Fling r*n this Saturday is now advertised on the Chardonnay Blog as being 1pm (not 1.30pm as originally advertised in the flyer).

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 general meeting

As soon as Tasmania was announced as host of Aussie Nash Hash 2011, people started to bring forward their thoughts on how to make it a successful event. While all these ideas were welcome, we weren’t really ready to take note.

We are now. The first general meeting of people wishing to assist in the organisation of Aussie Nash Hash 2011 will be held on Tuesday 16th June, starting at 7:00pm at the Italian Club 77 Federal Street, North Hobart.

This meeting will be used to ‘brainstorm’ the various aspects that go to make up a good hash event in order to provide soon-to-be-appointed sub-committees with a brief on their allocated areas. The bar will be open (buy your own) to assist in the process of making unintelligible scribblings on paper. We realise that the holding of this meeting in Hobart on a weeknight precludes many northern folk from attending, however we do encourage participation from all hashers and will make available notes from the meeting to all clubs and interested persons for additional comment.

If you have half a mind (all that’s required to go hashing) to input into this event, please attend. If you have further questions, please contact publicity hound Herr Flick or any of the other more appropriate persons listed below.

On! On!
Lone Arranger
Aussie Nash Hash 2011 GM

Lone Arranger – 0429 346 266 or faulks42@bigpond.com
Herr Flick – 0438 340 564 or herrflick@netspace.com
Dini – 0407 876 567 or dini@dhash.com
Bloody Mary – 0409 421 467 or mary.hey@MyState.com.au
Grizzly – 0418 143 481 or grizzly@dhash.com

Burnie HHH 1000th - return to the stone H... er, age

Before the Hash there was nothing…

It’s the year 1000 B.H. (1978), and things are primitive.

Burnie is an uncivilised place - no Hash on a Sunday, no Burnie Ten weekends, Grizzly is just a smooth-cheeked boy scout leader in a silly hat. The city holds it’s breath, waiting for something a little different…

Enter Boss Harrier, bringing an ancient ritualist sect from the old cuntry….the Hash House Harriers, renowned for their r*nning, drinking, drinking and drinking.

1000 R*ns ago our Hash was born, and in celebration we invite you to join us for a special r*n to a sacred site, and later a night of Neanderthal proportions.

R*n: Saturday June 20th, 1.30pm
From: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Evening: Wear just your best skins and bones
On On, Feasting, Badge & Hat provided, BYO drinks.
Prehistoric value at only $25

Cavemen with big bones welcome
Cavewomen with appetite for big meat very welcome

On! On!

Combined Hobart Clubs run in support of Headway

Next Headway Run Monday 1st June 2009
Venue: Blackmans Bay Hall, Ocean Esplanade, Blackmans Bay
Start Time: 6:00 pm sharp
Hares: Filthy, Hairdresser and Crusha
The Run: A conventional Hash Run
Cost: $20 per head covers food & grog. All money collected paid to Headway Rebuilding Lives. Run fees to be collected by GUT (Hash Cash H4)

Headway Rebuilding Lives is a non-profit charitable organization supporting people with disabilities. They specialise in rebuilding the lives of people with acquired brain injury (ABI) and providing support to their families and friends. It can happen to any of us at any time

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 web page now up and running (short-cutting, of course). The direct link is www.hhh.asn.au/aussienashhash/ .

Burnie H3's Wild West Weekend VI

Idol Through Waratah’s Wild West Wilderness

25th and 26th July, 2009
Bischoff Hotel, Waratah

Arrival at Hotel around noon for room allocation
Run commences 2.00pm sharp

Idol acts required!
Heaps of prizes for best male, female and duo, also best male and female group, best costumes etc.
You can sing along or mime your act, so get started right now
Last year we had Tina Turner, Cher, The Diva and Mike Jagger

Cost $65.00 per person, which covers:
Run and on-on
Accommodation overnight (shared) at Bischoff Hotel
Three-course home-cooked meal
Cooked breakfast

Only 39 Beds available at the Pub, so book early or miss out

Contact Phay Wray (marianne318@gmail.com) or Dini (dini@dhash.com) to book

Tassy Nash Hash

Hi there Tassy,
Went to the FNQ Nash Hash, had a fantastic time and must congratulate you on winning the bid for the next NashHash. Am Looking forward to seeing the new website when you have it built, but thought I would get in REAL early with my registration! Please send information as soon as you have it listed. Cant wait!!!
OnOn to Tassy in 2011
Regards C-men and Stikimuff

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 registration

Just a quick note to those looking to get in early for Aussie Nash Hash 2011 in Tasmania.

The national website (www.hhh.asn.au) is in the final stages of moving to a new server, so the online version of the registration form will be slightly delayed until all the digital thingamywats are in alignment with Neptune.

It's expected that everything will be sorted by the end of this week, but it is hash so we make no promises. It's got to be right otherwise your forms may end up in Uranus.

Hobart Full Moon H3 - Run 171

I see a Full Moon a-rising.

The Captain of this month's titanic run is Hare Condom, with Miss Chris manning the bilge pumps. To join the Full Moon crew, set course for the park at the end of Natone Street, Lindisfarne. The gang plank gets pulled up at 1:30 PM* - all aboard! (* was advertised last month as 1:00 PM - but tonight it was announced as 1:30 PM - Captain's perrogative)

Bring $10, meat for barbecue and extra drinks if you want to make an afternoon of it.

On! On!

On Sec-retariat

Arrroooooooo ! ! !

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RECEDING HARELINE

Run 171 Saturday 09 May 2008 – Captain Condom and Chris Miss @ Lindisfarne

Run 172 Sunday 07 June 2009 – Spoof, 11:00am @ Miena (post Highland Fling)

Run 173 Tuesday 07 July 2009 – Honkers, 6:30pm @ TBA

Run 174 Sunday 04 August 2009 – Goose, 1:00pm @ South Arm

Run 175 Friday 04 September 2009 – Eve, 6:30pm @ TBA

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UPCUMMING EVENTS

TASSIE HASH EVENTS www.tashash.blogspot.com/

· May 23 - Burnie AGPU

· June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena

· June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th

· Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend

· August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)

· October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend

AUSSIE HASH EVENTS www.hhh.asn.au/ozevents.html

· 11-12 July 2009 - Cutlery H3 (QLD) - 500th Run

· February 2011 - Aussie Nash Hash - Hobart!

INTERNATIONAL EVENTS

· July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

· September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes Run (09/09/09)